Form Rejection

by Pauline Yates

Dear Author Alphabet Abuser,

We have refuse to read your submission drivel. and unfortunately You pulverised the prose so badly your story isn’t quite what we’re looking for right now unreadable. While wWe regretfully cannot provide detailed feedback due to the volume of submissions, won’t provide feedback. You are beyond help. we thank you for your interest in our magazine Never send us, or anyone, anything ever again.  and hope you continue to cConsider us in the future. becoming a serial killer or get a job at a slaughterhouse where your butchering skills will be more appreciated.

Regards,

The Editor

Pauline Yates

Pauline Yates is an award-winning author of horror and science fiction from Queensland, Australia.

Website: paulineyates.com