by Colleen Anderson
Frank awoke, staring into the large, green faceted eyes of a pale grey alien. He shrieked, scrabbling backward on the steel table where he had been lying.
The creature held a long cylindrical tube in its four-fingered hand. “Greetings, being of Earth. We welcome you.”
“A-are you going to probe me?” Frank squeaked.
Another shorter, bluish-black alien behind the other one sighed. “I told you so.”
The alien grinned, showing a ridge of cartilage. “Actually, we were hoping that you would probe us.” It turned around, bending over. The other alien handed Frank the probe.
Frank screamed and promptly fainted.
Colleen Anderson’s new and forthcoming fiction and poetry are in The Pulp Horror Book of Phobias, By the Light of Camelot, Canadian Dreadful, Tesseracts 22 and others. In 2018, I edited the Alice Unbound: Beyond Wonderland anthology, and a collection of my dark fiction, A Body of Work, was published by Black Shuck Books (UK). www.colleenanderson.wordpress.com.