by Adam S. Furman
To the citizens and subjects of the Interplanetary Commonwealth:
Because of the abundance of knowledge about the human mind and great strides made in the understandings thereof, the Ministry of Offense has decided to update its Offense Code. It does hereby recognize individuals identified as IQ-fluid as a protected class. Any discrimination or harassment of an individual that displays any so-called insufficient knowledge, including but not limited to grammar, spelling, or comprehension, will be met with the same punishment as petty theft under £500.
This decree is effective at the moment your transmission is received.
Minster of a Fence
Adam S. Furman
Adam S. Furman lives in rural Illinois with his family which includes a lot of kids (like…a lot). He generally writes science fiction.
Readers can connect with him on twitter @AdamSFurman.